The Oceanmasters Tell It Like It Is

Overheard while workin' me pirate's hindquarters off at a distillin' joint:

Hephaestus broadcasts, "We are aware of the problem with lag on Viridian at the moment."

Hephaestus broadcasts, "It is under investigation."

Hephaestus broadcasts, "We are confident that it is *not* the server, but some problem elsewhere."

Hephaestus broadcasts, "So all the petitions suggestion we reboot aren't helping."

Hephaestus broadcasts, "kthxby."