Hephaestus broadcasts, "We are aware of the problem with lag on Viridian at the moment."
Hephaestus broadcasts, "It is under investigation."
Hephaestus broadcasts, "We are confident that it is *not* the server, but some problem elsewhere."
Hephaestus broadcasts, "So all the petitions suggestion we reboot aren't helping."
Hephaestus broadcasts, "kthxby."
