- Pick about 10 ripe crabapples. Ripe means red.
- Mince 'em with a vengeance and no mercy. Seeds? Meh. Seeds never hurt anybody.
- Stick 'em in a pot with a couple tablespoons honey. Simmer simmer simmer. Destination: mush.
- Put the mush in a PIE. (A small one. More like a tart, really.)
I'll let you know how it works out.